I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
