Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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