The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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