So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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