honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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