yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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