if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
