3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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