i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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