I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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