How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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