When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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