I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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