what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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