"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
two words...techno handjob
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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