i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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