Non-Jews are for practice
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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