Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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