There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize