they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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