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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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