I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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