I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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