I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Vodka?
Forever.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i think im in europe. pls send help
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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