She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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