hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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