I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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