i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I will be naked everywhere
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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