i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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