Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
