Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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