Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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