At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
