David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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