but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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