you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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