I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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