Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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