what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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