how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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