what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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