is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Houston, we have a squirter
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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