I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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