you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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