After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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