do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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