just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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