Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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