I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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