Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
