i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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